Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: eat the food.

You are no longer hungry.

INPUT: drink the water.

You are no longer thirsty.

INPUT: talk to companions.

Your companions are frustrated. One is sick.

INPUT: give medicine to sick companion.

They take the medicine and feel better.

INPUT: this is boring

Sorry, I don’t understand ‘this is boring.’

INPUT: Wait

Without eating or drinking, you starve to death. Do you wish to start from the beginning?

INPUT: Yes

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: leave the bunker.

You are immediately killed by a zombie. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: Yes

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: hoard the food.

Your companions rebel and kill you. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: Yes

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: kill companions.

How?

INPUT: kill companions with knife.

Your companions are now dead. In time, their rotting stench fills the bunker.

INPUT: eat companions.

The rotting flesh makes you sick and you die. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: Yes

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: kill companions with the knife.

Your companions are now dead. In time, their rotting stench fills the bunker.

INPUT: toss companions out of bunker.

Your companions are gone but a zombie has entered the bunker.

INPUT: kill zombie with knife.

You can’t do that.

The zombie kills you. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: Yes

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: kill companions with knife.

Your companions are now dead. In time, their rotting stench fills the bunker.

INPUT: toss companions out of bunker.

Your companions are gone but a zombie has entered the bunker.

INPUT: give teddy bear to zombie.

The zombie is distracted by playing with the bear and pays no attention to you.

INPUT: cut zombie up with knife.

The zombie is now in pieces.

INPUT: toss zombie out of bunker.

The zombie is gone but a zombie has entered the bunker.

INPUT: do I have to do this again

Sorry, I don’t understand ‘do I have to do this again’

INPUT: how does this game end

Sorry, I don’t understand ‘how does this game end’

INPUT: stab self with knife.

You plunge the knife into your chest and bleed out. You are dead. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: No

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: exit game

Sorry, I don’t understand ‘exit game’

INPUT: dammit why can’t I close this window

Because you need to survive the game to win and closing the window doesn’t help with that.

INPUT: THE COMPUTER WON’T TURN OFF WTF

Sorry, I don’t understand ‘THE COMPUTER WON’T TURN OFF WTF’

INPUT: END GAME

This game has no end

INPUT: how do I get out of this.

You can’t Sorry, I don’t understand ‘how do I get out of this’

Without eating or drinking, you starve to death. Do you wish to restart the game?

INPUT: NONONONONO EXIT GAME

Welcome to Survival, the text adventure game to end all text adventure games!

You are in a bunker. The apocalypse is nigh.

You have: ten companions, a knife, and a fluffy teddy bear.

There is food, water, medicine; enough for a year or more.

What do you wish to do?

INPUT: